Let's start off by looking at the definition of the word wit.
Wit: a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter.
There is no other actor in Hollywood who has quite mastered the use of wit or hilarious quips than Vince Vaughn! He is able to play the role of characters with a quick tongue down to a science, without anything at all seeming forced. From his role as "Beanie" in Old School to the more recent "Dave" in Couples Retreat, we have seen some of the best and most memorable one-liners fly from his lips. We have complied a list of some of the most memorable Vince Vaughn witticisms, sure to help even the most novice "wit" seeker, become a true master with just a little bit of practice and this helpful guide!
“Nice clothes, I didn’t know Salvation Army was having a sale” (from Anchorman)
“Why don’t you just give me your number? This way if something happens to my wife I’ll give you a call” (from Old School)
"absolutely, you know in some cases there's two somebodies for one person ... I like to call that the jackpot ..."(from DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story)
"tattoo on the lower back, might as well be a bullseye" (from The Wedding Crashers)
"Hey! What’re you kicking me for? You want me to ask? All right, I’ll ask! Ma’am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?" (from Swingers)
"One day you will be sitting at Applebee's all by yourself" (from Couples Retreat)
Be sure to catch the witty Vince Vaughn in action when the comedy Couples Retreat hits stores on February 9th on Blu-Ray and DVD!